Scientists have now discovered a particle that can do farm animal impersonations.
It's called the Pigs Bison.
Unlike Higgs Boson jokes, there seems to be a dearth of Eton Crop on the net. But who knows, maybe they're still out there somewhere plotting a comeback for world domination in a vacant room above Dr. Bongo's Coffee House.
1. Harry Nelson-Pilsbury
2. It's My Dog, Maestro
4. You Won't Get Me Out In The Rain